REBLOG MY FUCKING SELFIE! 

REBLOG MY FUCKING SELFIE! 


Natural Selection

Someone told me “If being gay was heretitary, natural selection would have killed you fuckers off.” I really dont think I have ever laughed so hard in my whole fucking life. Maybe you should take another Biology class. If being gay was a gene I’m sure it would probably be a recesive gene. Meaning deep down inside your bitch ass is probably gay too. Swerve. 


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Snapchat anyone? Prolly not -_-

Snapchat anyone? Prolly not -_-


sogaysoalive:

Aww aww awww this cuteness is melting my heart

sogaysoalive:

Aww aww awww this cuteness is melting my heart

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preeeow:

dutchster:

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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blackprimadonnabitch

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

journalisticjoe:

She’s wearing out the tambourine AND killing the footwork, this is next level praising!

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